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The Sexual Freedom Awards is an annual British event that honours achievement in the sexuality and erotica industries worldwide.
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No Heavy Petting is the fifth studio album by English rock band UFO, released in 1976. It is the first UFO album to feature a full-time keyboard player as a member of the band, making this their first record as a five-piece band. While keyboardist Danny Peyronel only stayed in the band for this one albu