{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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