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Leif Silbersky was a Swedish lawyer and author, living in Stockholm.
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Praeludium (Prelude), Op. 32, is a piece for piano by Graham Waterhouse, composed in 1992 and published by Lienau in 2002. The virtuoso composition has been played in concert internationally, and was recorded.
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